You’ve got your loops. You’ve got your structure. Now it’s time to give your funnel a language upgrade.
Because let’s be real—saying “In this course, you’ll learn how to grow your business” is about as exciting as watching beige paint dry on a cloudy day.
What you want is a line that makes your audience stop scrolling, tilt their head, and think:
“Wait—WHAT did they just say?”
That’s the power of a well-placed tease. Let’s load you up with swipeable, plug-and-play power phrases that create just enough mental itch to force the click, open, or scroll.
Email Subject Lines That Practically Beg to Be Opened
- “The horrible sales mistake I made at 2am (still cringing)”
- “If I posted this on TikTok, I’d get roasted alive”
- “One button, $843 in an hour—is this illegal?”
- “You’re about to see what no one else will show you”
- “27 people hate me for this… here’s why…”
Use these when you want clicks now—a little drama never hurt anyone.
Sales Page Teasers That Keep Readers Glued
- “There’s a reason no one talks about this—and it’s not what you think.”
- “This almost killed my launch. You’ve probably done it too.”
- “If I had to start from scratch, I’d do this first. Every time.”
- “Sounds weird, but it works. And I’ll prove it.”
These aren’t just words. They’re tension traps whispering: “Keep reading…”
Course & Video Titles That Spark Curiosity
- “What I learned about selling from a drunk guy at a taco stand”
- “How I built a funnel that converts like crazy (and the mistake that almost tanked it)”
- “This simple change tripled my email clicks—no new list, no paid ads”
- “What no one tells you about creating digital products that actually sell”
Reminder: The job of a title isn’t to explain—it’s to provoke curiosity so strong it bulldozes distraction.
Why These Work
Because they do three things at once:
- Open a loop: Hint at something juicy without spilling it.
- Trigger emotion: Curiosity, FOMO, disbelief—even a little gossip appeal.
- Break the pattern: They stand out in inboxes and on sales pages drowning in bland marketing speak.
The result?
Clicks. Opens. Scrolls. Sales.
(And the occasional “I couldn’t stop reading—curse you!” message in your inbox.)
Comming soon in part 7 – Your Loop-Stacking Funnel Blueprint—the step-by-step game plan to make your entire marketing machine binge-worthy.